Fangirls... fangirls everywhere. There is a crazed look in their eyes as they write their slash fictions chock-full of mindless crack pairings. This is all so terrifying, because I know I can't escape. So I hide in my house with all the windows shut and covered, waiting for the horde of screaming teenage girls to go away. They never do, but one can still hope. I'm thinking about moving to Antarctica, the one place where they can't find me... that is, if I can get out of my house. Those crazies will tear me limb from limb! Please...someone...anyone...help me!
As you can see my friends would gladly help Jack out any time.
Sorry about those other responces. They're hoping you or more preferably Jack would respond to them.
He should be glad they're not fangirl/boy-ing over him.
Great work.
I'd gladly help you. *Blushes* I think you're really cool.
Gemma here!
I'd be glad to help you! I'm more of a Bunnymund girl. But I think you are awesome too!
Alistor here.
Sure thing buddy. I'll find you a stunt double then you run.
Oh wait... I'm one of them as well